While the global elites are jumping on their private jets and into their carbon-emitting motorcades for the long and arduous journey to Davos, where they will discuss climate change and roll out their master plan for world domination, it’s only appropriate we discuss what we can all look forward to coming from this year’s meeting. The number one crisis for their mastermind leader, the human genitalia, Klaus Schwab, is the imminent (and 100% engineered) global rise in the cost of living.